Harts Run Veterinary Hospital
728 Dorseyville Road
Pittsburgh, PA  15238
(412) 963-8889
FAX:  (412) 963-6799
Tyler - Divine Ruler of All He Surveys (aka. Imperious Leader)
Since 1999, Tyler has been Harts Run's resident cat ... but you can
see he thinks he's a little more than that as is evident from his
interview below ...
Did you receive schooling for your position at Harts Run?
"I was born with all the skills necessary for my job."
What do you like best about "working" at Harts Run?
"The adoration of my subjects in the form of belly scratches, filtered water in a golden
chalice, baskets to sleep in, an endless food dispenser and a harem of beautiful girls."
Why should someone visit Harts Run and not another veterinary hospital?
"So that I can continue to live in the manner to which I have become accustomed."
Tell me a little about your family life, hobbies or interests that make you unique.
"I enjoy eating, sleeping and licking myself and experimenting with new hairstyles."
Tell me a little about your own pets.
"I have a variety of humans as pets.  They seem to like to hug me and kiss me.   I graciously
allow this."
What are the most common questions you find our clients asking?
"I talk.  People listen.  I care not for their questions."
What do you find is the most common misconception pet owners have about their pets?
"That the world in its entirety does not revolve completely around us!"
Office Hours

M-T-Th-F
8:30 AM
to
7:30 PM

Wednesday
8:30 AM
to
5:00 PM

Saturday
8:30 AM
to
1:00 PM